This is a ball of string - that’s quite long.
This is a string vest - Hmm, let's not go there.
This is a G-string - minimal.
So just how long is a piece of string?
This is a rather annoying answer to a question somebody doesn’t know the answer to.
How long will it take?
How long is a piece of string?
Well, I hope that clear now!
This is a string puppet.
And here is a fun song from 1967 when the Royaume Unis got more than nil point and knew how to win Eurovision. Of course, that was before the eastern block countries took it over and we only had to beat Belgium!
