Dedicated to Alicja
It was my granddaughter's first birthday yesterday. So was she wearing her birthday suit? Certainly not! She was wearing a yellow dress.
If you were wearing your birthday suit you'd be wearing what you were born in -nothing at all; you'd be starkers or in the buff.
Here's someone who's too shy to get into his birthday suit on the beach so he develops a special technique for keeping covered up.
